Web Finds for Wednesday Jan 21

Here are some of the best finds on the web in case you missed them:

Make sure your kids know all the doping vernacular so they know what they’re taking. [Hugging Harold Reynolds]

There are so many ways to describe a tree munching a hot chick’s ass. [The Big Lead]

Kevin Johnson has some trash talk for President Obama. [NESW Sports]

One of the best prank calls ever is worth 10 minutes of your life. [The World of Isaac]

Madden players are smarter than other video game players. [With Leather]

Ironic news of the day: Blog hater starts a blog. [Awful Announcing]