Wanna hang out with A-listers? An hour with David Beckham is only $666 per minute…so far
6 Nov
Few things are as obscene or entertaining as when rich people drop major coin on ridiculous things. But sometimes you gotta wonder what makes what so valuable. For example, charitybuzz is is hosting a number of auctions where you can hobnob with athletes and celebs for a good cause (that makes you feel less stupid about the price). Unfortunately for Oakland A’s fans, spending a day at Jose Canseco’s house is not on the docket this go-round.
Some once in a lifetime experiences up for grabs:
-An hour-long soccer lesson with David Beckham is currently bid at $40,000! Someone will be making a deal with the Devil to buy this: it breaks down to $666 per minute for your time with Becks. Bet the buyer won’t stop for a bathroom break!
If you want to pay more than $666 per minute you will have to bid against Damien.
-Tom Brady’s 2008 Audi S8 is currently bid at $55k (actually a steal at that price) but expecting to go for much more. If you are not into owning a car Gisele “sat” in, you could just drive a new one off the lot for $93k.
Don’t worry. Leather cleans easily and it’s been wiped down.
Given current gas prices, Tom & Gisele will be walking more.
-Meanwhile, how crazy would you be to pay $40k for a soccer lesson with Becks when the going rate to hang out with Jessica Alba for a movie premier is $2,275!? She is much better eye candy:
-Before you jump out and pay for a lesson with Beckham, you should know that a private tennis lesson with Andre Agassi is going for $5500. Seems like a steal compared to spending time with Mr. Posh. Luckily the proceeds from Beckham’s soccer lesson go to Agassi’s charity. At least Agassi knows who brings the bread!
With $5500 and a little practice, you too can be a rebel.
-Proof that old guys are forgotten, a half day basketball clinic with Kareem Abdul-Jabbar goes for *only* $2500.
$2500 can teach basics, but it can’t teach lanky.
-Treat yourself to a tour of Sirius Satellite Radio with Howard Stern for $10k and get an oil painting souvenir. There will be no rebate for being stuck talking to Arti Lang
Make sure you hang this over your bed.
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