Usain Bolt & Asafa Powell Can Dance Slightly Better than NFL Owners

Chastised for his early celebrations, Usain Bolt can let loose now that the Olympics are over. Fortunately he’s secure in himself to not care how he looks on the dance floor. Bolt and Asafa Powell were seen having a dance-off in this nightclub, that for some reason reminded me of an unskilled version of Stiffler in American Pie 3.

via Deuce of Davenport:

This is, of course, a thinly veiled excuse for us to compare their dance moves with those of Mark Madsen and other white guys winning championships, because these video clips just don’t get old:

If your moves are a measure of success in football, I think this shows us that Bolt and Powell may actually be more prepared to own an NFL team than play on one.