The Sexiest Halloween Costumes of 2009 to Dominate Any Party

There is no question that Halloween is the most fun holiday of the year. It is the one time that normal girls lose all inhibitions, fears, even judgement of other girls, and embrace their inner slut.

A brilliant Halloween costume combines the perfect amount of skin, cleavage, and creativity. Since this can’t be created overnight, we wanted to give the ladies some ideas on potential costumes, a month before the big day. Candy is nice and all, but all guys really want is a good treat on Halloween.

Referee

Carry a whistle, and be willing to blow all night. Don’t be afraid to call penalties for those not drinking.

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Charlie’s Angels

It seems that every girl has sported the Charlie’s Angels look for at least one Halloween. If there was ever a year to do it, this is it. Ideally, we would like to see two brunets play Kate Jackson and Jaclyn Smith, and a blond play Farrah Fawcett. To set yourself apart from the million other girls doing this, have the girl being Farrah dress up as an actual Angel (complete with halo and wings)

Sailor

Great look for a girl with a tight body. Sunglasses and a sailor hat are a must

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Football Player

A high football IQ is a must. When someone asks you what position you play, the only acceptable answers are either Tight End or Wide Receiver. If you can get a girlfriend to dress up as a cheerleader, and make out with each other all night, you win.

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Tila Tequila and Shawne Merriman

The more sporty version of Chris Brown and Rihanna, this is fairly easy to pull off. 1) Dress like a stripper. 2) Before you go out, have a friend rub his or her hand in charcoal and put a hand print on your neck. Shawne Merriman can be a football player, as described above, in a Chargers jersey.

Michael Jackson

We expect too many guys to dress up as the King of Pop. In reality, Jackson died at 112 lbs, making it a perfect costume for a hottie (see Rihana trying to pull of the MJ look). All you need is a red leather jacket, sequined glove, dark glasses, and possibly a young boy (warning, bringing a young boy to late night parties could get you some negative looks)

Stewardess

When push comes to shove, your friends will be asking you to get drinks all night. Be ready to roll with this.

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Basketball Player

If you don’t know what team Shaq is on, do not do this.

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Cat

Easiest costume for those who want to dress dirty, but do not want any attention for doing it. In any given party, 5% of the girls will be cats. It is easy to blend in.

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Jessica Simpson

Ideal for curvy blonds. Have a friend dress as Tony Romo, and spend the entire night walking around ignoring you. Bonus points every time you ask someone if they have seen your dog.

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French Maid

Nothing beats a thin, sexy French Maid. Best for girls with a tight ass and great legs. It might just be us, but the best French Maids are brunettes. A good maid will wear a short skirt and bend over frequently.

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Hockey Player

Great look for those who haven’t been to the gym in a while. All any hockey fan will care about is that you can drink beer and won’t get upset if someone tries to pull your jersey over your head.

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Cavegirl

With this costume, less is more. Ideal for girls with a stripper body, this costume is basically a cheap excuse to hit on (literally, with your club) and play rough with the boys.

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Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom

Ideally a TALL brunette will walk around in a wedding dress, with a tall, hot black girl wearing an Odom Lakers jersey. If you want to incorporate a third person, have a girl dressed up as a lawyer, walking around with a file marked “post-nup.”

Devil

Personality makes this outfit. Must be outgoing, and willing to embrace your naughty side.

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Cheerleader

Poms, a short skirt, and a tight top. Hard to beat this look. Make sure to have a girlfriend dress up as a football player….everyone knows the Football player always goes home with the cheerleader.

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Beer Wench

Gotta be a D Cup to pull this off. A German accent makes it all the better.

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Cowgirl

Great Legs and a killer stomach are just as important as the boots and hat. Talking with a twang is always a plus, and if you bring a girl friend she can dress as an Indian.

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Cop

Great costume for bigger girls. Aviator shades will complete the look.

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Superhero

From Wonder Woman, to She-Ra, to Mystique, this look will pull any guy who has ever been to a Comic Con, if you are into that sort of thing.

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Steve McNair and Sahel Kazemi

This Costume will probably offend more than a few people. Have a hot Iranian girl get decked out in club gear, carrying a fake gun. Have an African American girl sport a Steve McNair jersey.

Nurse

This costume looks great on anyone. Be ready to play doctor. Give thorough heart and throat inspections.

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Catholic School Girl

Here you can show all the benefits of the uniform without any of the Catholic guilt. Make sure you wear a nice bra and show off your erasers.

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Rag Doll

Great look for a girl looking to be flirty, without going all out in the skin game.

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Prisoner

A great Halloween Costume for anyone. Ideally will be paired with a Sexy Cop or Cowgirl.

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Brasilian Beach Volleyball Player

For all of the procrastinators out there, here is a brilliant last minute costume. All you need is to write the word “Brasil” on the butt of a green bikini, and walk around with a volleyball. If you can get another girl to do this with you, all the better. Just be ready to hug your teamate ALOT.

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Check out more Halloween Costumes here…

Dirty Cop Pictures

Sexy Cat Pictures

Slutty Stewardess Pictures

Referee Pictures

French Maid for Halloween

Naughty Nurse Pictures

Dirty Devil Pictures

Sultry Sailor Pictures

Curvaceous Cavegirl Pictures

Country Cowgirl Pictures

Sexy Dolls all Dressed up

Prisoner Outfits for Bad Girls

Superhero Pictures

Catholic School Girl Pictures

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