The Final Four – Voting Begins!

17 Nov

It’s official. The World’s Hottest Athlete contest has moved from 64 to 4. And what a final four we have:

#1. The Feres Twins vs. #3 Anna Kournikova (go vote!)

#1. Blair O’Neal vs. #3. Stacy Keibler (coming tomorrow)

See a Final Four Photo Slideshow!

While the voting comes down to the best of three points (as it has all along):
1. The popular vote
2. Jimmy Trania’s (of Sports Illustrated) vote
3. InGameNow Editors’ vote

We have a collection of celebrity bloggers who have made their picks and will continue to do so as the Final Four advances. Take their professional advice and then make up your mind by voting on the next page.

Jimmy Trania of Hot Clicks	Feres Twins over Kournikova: I think either Feres sister would get the nod over Anna, but when you combine them, it’s an easy victory for the naughty twins.
Tina Miller	2 is usually better than one but I’ve met Anna and she is even hotter in person. Sure she doesn’t play as much as she used to but she is legendary!!!
TheSportsHernia	The Feres Twins – Despite they’re strong, creepy desire to swim exactly like another person that looks identical to them, they almost have to move on. I mean c’mon, they’re Brazilian.
With Leather	The Feres Twins – The fact that you’re having a “competition” for this is comical. Anyone who doesn’t vote for Bia and Branca Feres doesn’t deserve a penis. The only thing that should beat two insanely attractive Brazilian girls in any contest is three or more insanely attractive Brazilian girls. Get cloning, Kournikova.
Hugging Harold Reynolds	Anna Kournikova. Not some fly-by-night pseudo athlete who relies on hooking up with her equally hot twin to score male fans, while her looks and weight fluctuate over the years, Anna K.’s sex appeal hasn’t: that of the obligatory illegal Eastern European stripper.
World of Isaac	The Feres Twins – I make out with my life sized poster of Anna everyday but the old adage of “two is always better than one” trumps everything here… Goin with the Twins.
Hard for the Yard	The Feres Twins. Is it too late to vote for Allison Stokke?
on205th	The Feres Twins. It’ll be a dark day in hell when I choose one hot chick over two identical ones.
LionInOil	The Feres Twins – You’ve got to go with the Feres twins here. They’re hot, and they’re twins. Need I say more? If the Feres twins keep it up and underwater HD cameras keep improving synchronized swimming might be the next hot sport in London come 2012. It’s also hard to call Kournikova an athlete these days. When was the last time she even played a match?
Busted Coverage	The Feres Twins – Any time BC can get two for one action, we’re down. Anna is knocking on the 30-year-old door and the pick here reflects youth, being Brazilian and doing some synchronized bedroom activities.
TedLillyFanClub	The Feres Twins – Remember the year 2000? People were still nervous over the Y2K virus, the movie “How the Grinch Stole Christmas” was number one at the box office and Anna Kournikova was ranked at her career high of #8 on the tennis leaderboards. Oh—how things have changed. Sure, Anna does K-Swiss commercials but, if the TLFC were her agent, we’d be calling Cinemax After Dark on speed dial, trying to get her a standing spot on “Beverly Hills Bordello.” Yep—we’re serious. She lost her cool when Federov dropped her Lolita-ass. As for the Feres Twins—we’re not going to sit here and suggest that we’re huge fans (synchronized swimming went out of style after that SNL skit with Martin Short) but the Feres Twins bring up awkward pre-pubescent memories that we’d rather not talk about. Main reason the TLFC is voting for the Feres Twins is the growing emergence of Brasil (yes—we’re using the official spelling) as an economic power. In these viotaile economic times, we need to hedge our bets and Brazil, with its growing strength in raw resources, emerging technologies and Bossa Nova CDs, is a good bet. More importantly, as twins, the Feres sisters absolutely have ESP powers and, knowing that the future will see humans and mutants living together (appreciate the tip Dr. Charles Xavier), it’d be a good idea to be friends with them before they come into power.