Jeremy Shockey KO’ed by Rehab

25 May

The New Orleans Saints Jeremy Shockey was taken out via stretcher from Rehab, Las Vegas’s best pool party of the week.

Rehab is arguably the greatest pool party in the world. Every Sunday, thousands of people gather for a good old fashioned blackout. Playboy ranks Rehab as one of the top 10 places in the country to have sex in public.

Apparently, this was more than Shockey could handle. At 2 pm, he was taken out of the party, via stretcher, when it was discovered he was unresponsive.

The New Orleans Saints are claiming Shockey was dehydrated, and should be OK.

Expect reservations for Rehab to go through the rough, when the former New York Badboy, and Miami Hurricane, couldn’t handle the chaos that is Rehab.

For those of you who have never been to Rehab, here is a crash course…

Hat Tip to TMZ, who broke the story

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