Hot Girls Make Bad TV Must See

Heidi Klum makes her triumphant return to television when season 6 of Project Runway airs on Lifetime. (for those who care, Project Runway, Weinstein Company, Lifetime, and NBC had some lawsuit….yada yada yada, season 6 was delayed in airing) Season 6 has been filmed for a while, and details are out (Spoiler here)

If not for Heidi Klum, we would never watch Project Runway. However, when it is on, it is always worth watching for a few minutes (especially episodes that do not feature a pregnant Klum)

It takes a very special girl to make up for a bad TV show. Here are some girls that make bad TV shows worth watching:

Lori Loughlin: Full House

Full House was one of the worst shows in TV history. I couldn’t imagine sitting through one of these episodes. (Although I doubt any TV show would actually air reruns) The enigma of Full House: Lori Loughlin, aka Rebecca Donaldson-Katsopolis. She was hot enough to make Bob Saget bearable.

For those who thought the hot girls in Full House were the Olsen Twins, please call Chris Hansen ASAP.

Centre Court Girls: Wimbledon

Wimbledon had the brains, and courage, to put the most attractive female tennis players on Centre Court, regardless of ability. Admit it, you are flipping through the channels and womans tennis comes on; if a hot girl is playing, you watch a couple points. If the player resembles a Geico Caveman, you don’t even pause. And if Maria Sharapova is playing, everyone wins!

Nicole Eggert: Charles in Charge

I am proud to say I have never watched an entire episode of Charles in Charge. Supposedly, the show has something to do with Chachi’s life post break up from Joanie. One thing is for certain, when flipping through the channels, if Nicole Eggert was on the screen, Charles in Charge got a few minutes of playtime.

Volleyball Players: Beach Volleyball

Beach Volleyball has the best marketers in sports. Put hot girls in little bikinis, and let them jump around on sand courts. Luckily for college guys across the country, the NCAA big wigs have elected to bring sand volleyball to a campus near you.

Why has every straight man in American watched hours of beach volleyball, but never seen hard court volleyball? Simple: the uniforms.

Eliza Dushku: Dollhouse

Dollhouse debuted this spring, and has somehow been renewed for the upcoming TV season. I watched one episode…never again. However, if it is on, I will check out what Eliza Dushku is prancing around in. She is talented.

Kristi Leskinen and Joanna Krupa: The Superstars

Joanna Krupa and her TO rants stole all the headlines of The Superstars. The real babe of the show: Superstars winner Kristi Leskinen. ABC bringing back Superstars was such a bad idea, it is on par with the making of Caddyshack 2. With that said, it was impossible to turn off any scene involving Kristi in her sports bra.

Carmen Electra and Pam Anderson: Baywatch

How was a show with no plot, poor acting, and horrible writing the most watched show of all time? Easy: Pam Anderson and Carmen Electra. No offense to some of the other Baywatch babes, but these two were the best on the beach. It is too bad Pam Anderson has fallen so far.

Rachel Bilson and Olivia Wilde: The OC

OK, lets be honest, Rachel Bilson is attractive, but the handful of episodes staring Olivia Wilde stole the series. TV writing 101: put one of the hottest women on the planet (Olivia Wilde) on a bad show (The OC) and cast her as a bi-sexual bad girl. This will equal ratings Gold.

Brooke Burke and Stacy Keibler: Dancing With the Stars

I hate dancing, watching dancing, or anything that involves dancing (unless there are $1 bills and G-Strings involved). Brooke Burke and Stacy Keibler were fun to watch on Dancing with the Stars. LT and Jason Taylor were not.

Stacy Keibler was the 2008 InGameNow World’s Hottest Athlete. Lets hope that Kathy Ireland can have as positive effect on the next season of DWTS as Brooke did.

Angie Harmon: Law and Order

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Nothing is worse than watching the last half of a Law and Order. These shows are actually good from beginning to end. Watching the last half of one is unappealing. However, should an older episode of Law and Order pop on the screen, and Jason Sehorn’s wife is arguing a case, I am hooked, as long as she stays on screen.

Eva Longoria Parker: Desperate Housewives

Tony Parker is a lucky dude. Eva Longoria Parker is a total babe. While Desperate Housewives could be considered torture, she is hot enough that when the wife puts this on TV, we tune out the TV and just focus on her.

Tricia Helfer: Battlestar Galactica

Dwight Shrute watches this show. Tricia Helfer is a babe. Enough said.

Blake Lively and Leighton Meester: Gossip Girl

How can a TV show targeted at teenage girls get so much attention from the blogosphere? Simple, Hotties like Blake Lively and Leighton Meester.

Ali Larter: Heroes

Ali Larter will (and should) always be remembered for her whipped cream bikini. Larter has made a name for herself on Heroes. Ali and Heroes can best be described as Whipped Cream on shit.

Kendra Wilkinson: Kendra

Hank Baskett and Kendra Wilkinson star in Kendra. This show is mind numbingly boring. However, I watched 15 minutes of an episode the other day. While dumber for it, Kendra is hot.

Kelly Ripa: Regis and Kelly

After waking up to call in sick, there is not much to do. Flipping on Regis, hitting mute, and watching Kelly Ripa is a nice way to spend the morning nursing a bad hangover.

Emmanuelle Chriqui and Jamie-Lynn Sigler: Entourage

Vince and E are the worst 2 characters on TV. In a show that has the same plot line ever episode, the only thing keeping it on the air are hotties Emmanuelle Chriqui and Jamie-Lynn Sigler.

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