Chad Ocho Cinco eat your heart out…
5 Sep
In honor the artist formerly known a Chad Johnson, we’d like to list for you the most ridiculous names used by players recently in sports, either on purpose or by a some random fluke of parental naming bad luck.
5. Chad Ocho Cinco – Chad’s name is the most recent odd ball name, and one of the most deliberate on our list. His jersey is now the only one in the NFL with incorrect Spanish subtitles.
4. Coco Crisp – Kelloggs should sponsor this guy. Or at the very least pay him royalties. Every time he steps on a field all I can think about is breakfast cereal.
3. Milton Bradley - They could make a great board game out of beating up managers, umpires, TV announcers and Jeff Kent. Call it Anger Management: Clubhouse Edition.
2. John Rocker - No player’s name was more appropriate seeing as John WAS completely off his rocker. Though to his credit John realized something wasn’t right with Randall Simon before the rest of us, he just couldn’t express it without being a racist dick.
1. He Hate Me – Sure his real name was Rod Smart, but he always went by He Hate Me after his “successful” season with the XFL’s Las Vegas Outlaws. Infact his alternate name became more famous than he was by Super Bowl XXXVIII. Many people remember He Hate Me, but they have no clue about Rod Smart if you ask them. Plus we never figured out why his brother was supposed to hate him.
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