5 Women The NFC East Wants Tony Romo to Date

In case you hadn’t heard, the news is out that Tony Romo has unfortunately broken up with Jessica Simpson. Cowboys fans are rejoicing everywhere as he cuts away what many saw as a major distraction to his career success, but the rest of the NFC East now has to worry that one of their best opponents will have a new focus on his game.

Not so fast. There are plenty of fish in the sea to compete for Romo’s attention. Here are the top 5 contenders to who could be the next Yoko Romo:

#5 Britney Spears

This is win-win. Unlike Simpson, Britney has kids to distract Romo. Unlike K-Fed, Romo has a job.

#4 Heather Mills

This is a workable combination. Romo is under a contract extension worth up to $67M, which just barely puts him in her league. On the other hand Mills is British and probably doesn’t care about football, so she will cheer during the halftime punt-pass-kick and root for the wrong team.

#3 Kate Gosselin

Kate recently became available and is not exactly known to be an understanding team player.

#2 Octomom

Nadya Suleman is looking for a wealthy patron to help fund her motherhood fantasy, and Tony would be the perfect life partner. He could even sew the seeds for the Cowboys’ future by making an extra 5 or 6 more little players of his own as they celebrate the offseason this January.

#1 Madonna

The Material Girl did wonders for A-Rod’s reputation. Tony isn’t married, but Madonna will seduce and distract him as she is a much bigger star who is used to getting what she wants. Instead of a week in Mexico before the playoffs, she will take him shopping in Africa for a few extra babies.

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